While presenting at the Young Hollywood Awards, Nick Jonas experienced every man’s worst nightmare, when he became aroused for no apparent reason, on stage, in front of millions of people. Few things could ever be worse or more embarrassing, but wait until he explains his reasoning behind why he thinks Little Nicky popped up to say “Hi.”
Leave it to Fallon
Nick Jonas appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last week, ready to deliver some exclusive stories the public was unaware of. The embarrassment is written all over his face as he sighs and begins to tell a tale he knows is better left unsaid.
After being offered a cannabis lollipop by a friend, Nick accepted the sweet, saying this is something he never does, but decided to on this particular evening.
I enjoyed the night, felt great, went to bed feeling fine. Woke up the next day – woosh, woosh, woosh, everything’s in slow motion.
Believing his high had finally kicked in, as an inexperienced cannabis user, Jonas began to get a little panicked. Not only was he incredibly high, he had to present at the Young Hollywood Awards later that evening. We’ve all had that feeling, after thinking our edibles were not performing properly and indulging in more, only to be smacked in the face with a mind-numbing high hours later.
Here’s where Jonas loses our support.
I go back to bed, wake up a couple hours later, get in the shower – goosh ‘Your life is over, you’re gonna die.’ I’m hearing voices.
After calming down enough to dress and prepare himself for the awards, Jonas believed the worst of his high was over. Unfortunately for him, he was wrong.
I get in the car. I’m trying to focus, get in the right mind frame. I’m feeling better, and then out of nowhere, I get a N.A.R.B.
What is a N.A.R.B.? A no-apparent-reason boner, something Jonas believes all men experience from time to time. The trouble didn’t stop there. As Jonas continues his trip through “lolliland,” as Fallon called it, he stumbles over words while presenting and has a fear-stricken look on his face the entire time.
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