iDELT∆ Delta 8 Dab Syringe – Real Cannabis Terpenes

Our investigation of human rituals continues to yield fascinating insights. Recently we have observed use of a contraption nearly identical to our yanq’izudan-di (roughly translated: “ceremonial spleen enlarger”) in the context of cannabis consumption. Further reconnaissance revealed that it was being referred to as a “dab rig.”

Once we confirmed that it had nothing to do with dance moves from 2015 or with petroleum fuel extraction, we realized we could make a form of iDELTA8 extract compatible with such devices. To be clear, this will NOT ceremonially enlarge the spleen of humans – that would be indicative of a serious medical condition instead of a mind-altering good time. (Our physiology works differently, you see.) No, this is simply a very effective way to enjoy the wondrous effects of iDELTA8.

If you have a “dab rig” or similar device, you can use our SILVER, GOLD, or DIAMOND extracts as you would any other cannabis concentrate. If you want to dab an entire full gram cartridge at once we do not not recommend it, but we can’t stop you from attempting it. Welcome to iDab iDelta.