11 Reasons To Put Down the Booze and Pick Up the Bong
This list could easily be one hundred items long, but here’s eleven great reasons weed is better than booze.
1. You can eat more: Three frozen margaritas versus a pint of Ben & Jerry’s Phish Food. No brainer.
2. No drunk dialling your ex: We all know how this story ends.
3. Everything is hilarious: Literally. Everything.
4. You won’t sleep around: The only thing you’ll be going to bed with is a large Dominos pizza.
5. There’s no such thing as ‘pot goggles’: But there is such a thing as beer goggles. They tend to disguise low IQ levels, backne, and bad decisions.
6. No hangover: Remember those weekend plans you made? Now you can actually make them happen!
7. It’s cheaper: And you won’t ever forget a credit card at the bar again.
8. More Epiphanies: Drunk conversations are pointless because you’re only going to remember half of what was said—if that. Weed can make you philosophical and introspective. I love the conversations and realizations bud brings on.
9. You’ll be a better person: Ever got into a fight when you were toasted? Didn’t think so.
10. “My friend overdosed on pot,” said no one ever. You might lock yourself in a bathroom stall for 8 hours, but you won’t die.
11. You’re way better at Legos: Proof in video below Check out BuzzFeed’s Drunk vs Stoned!
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