20 High Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

If you’ve ever gotten high from cannabis, then you’ve likely experienced stoned thoughts.

Stoner thoughts, weed thoughts, or high thoughts, refer to the mental experiences and thought patterns people have when they’re high from marijuana. And the best part is, there’s actually science behind these kinds of thoughts that only seem to surface after indulging in some good green. 

Usually, neurons in the brain become temporarily inactive after firing, almost as if they’re taking a quick break. But cannabinoids prevent this from happening in certain areas of the brain, amplifying your imagination and giving your thoughts a runaway-train effect. This is why smoking marijuana can make you temporarily obsessed with an idea, or lead your mind to go off on long, strange tangents.

The late David Foster Wallace perfectly characterized this phenomenon in his highly acclaimed novel, Infinite Jest, in which the protagonist is addicted to weed (or as he calls it, Bob Hope):

“This tendency to involuted abstraction is sometimes called “Marijuana Thinking”; and by the way, the so-called “A motivational Syndrome” consequent to massive Bob Hope–consumption is a misnomer, for it is not that Bob Hope–smokers lose interest in practical functioning, but rather Marijuana-Think themselves into labyrinths of reflexive abstraction that seem to cast doubt on the very possibility of practical functioning, and the mental labor of finding one’s way out consumes all available attention and makes the Bob Hope–smoker look physically torpid and apathetic and motivated sitting there when really he is trying to claw his way out of a labyrinth.”

Knowing yourself, your tolerance, and your limits, is a fundamental part of traversing that labyrinth, as is smoking legitimate, traceable weed.

With that being said, let’s take a look at some funny high thoughts, random high thoughts, deep high thoughts, crazy high thoughts, and those high shower thoughts.

The oldest picture of yourself, is the youngest picture of yourself.

Hear us out…if pickles are just salty land cucumbers… does that make a sea cucumber the pickle of the sea? This is one of the many high thoughts that might cross your mind when trying Binoid’s Delta 9 THC Gummies, and boy, do they pack a punch (take it from us).

Binoid’s Delta 9 THC gummies are potent enough to have you wondering about anything from the creation of the universe to why the past tense of “wake and bake” is “woke and toke”. With a one-of-a-kind effect that’ll have you feeling motivated and uplifted, ready to face the day (or night) while letting your body take a break from realizing it’s a body.

It takes 13 milliseconds for your eyes to transmit images to the brain, so everything we are seeing is technically 13 milliseconds later than our brains can process. Which means we are consistently seeing into the past.

If there’s virtually no difference between you and Aristotle, it’s thanks to Delta 9 THC 35MG Gummies – Watermelon Flavor from The Hemp Dispensary.

What better way to keep the good vibes going and explore those moments of reflection that sometimes arise when THC does its thing?

Each of these gummies contains an incredible 35 mg of THC, so you can be sure that a single bite is an invitation to explore new spaces of your mind, while the delicious watermelon flavor makes you feel like you’re at a beach party. 

If you’re looking for a beverage that means business, we’ve got just the drink. Take your thoughts to new heights with one of the strongest THC beverages available online. 

Instead of your usual 10mg THC per can, the Crescent 9 50 mg THC Seltzer contains exactly that: 50mg of Delta-9 THC at your disposal.

This high-potency THC beverage delivers a profoundly euphoric and relaxing psychoactive experience. Perfectly sour and sweet, the Crescent 9 50 mg THC Seltzer will amaze you with its delightful flavor and effects.

Cereal is cold soup.

Hey there, thinkers! Ever go off on a mental tangent after a session? Marijuana does that to us. It’s science.

Now, meet your new thinking buddy – Moonwlkr’s Delta-9 Gummies.

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When the creative high thoughts stop, keep them rolling with premium Eleven Flower from Ethos Cannabis. Available in a variety of popular and lesser-known strains, Eleven’s Flower is praised for being all-natural, locally grown, and cared for by hand.

What’s nice about the Eleven selection at Ethos Cannabis is how affordable it is. Shop 3.5g, 14g, and 28g sizes, and choose from whole flower or pre-ground flower for maximum convenience. Shop now and keep those thoughts high.

Are you looking to get your thoughts wondering, Chapo Extrax Azul Blue Lotus Gummies is a top pick. With a whopping 5000mg in total within this flavorsome package, you can expect a fulfilling and ethereal high with every portion.

These wonderful Azul Blue Lotus Gummies by Chapo Extrax’ flavor profile contains:

• Grapefruit Gaze – Start your day on a high note with this zesty flavor.
• Peach Paradiso – Need a perfect balance between relaxation and creativity? 
• Strawberries & Cream – When it’s time to wind down, indulge in the comforting embrace of this classic flavor. 

Chapo Extrax Azul Blue Lotus Gummies are phenomenal, aiding in creativity, relaxation, and peace of mind; you can expect a new outlook on life during stressful moments.

Keep those high thoughts “rolling” with Leaf Wraps from Al Capone. Available in Original, Cognac, and Rum flavors, these are some of the easiest leaf wraps you’ll ever use.

It’s a natural tobacco leaf without veins, making it pretty stretchy for a blunt wrap. It also comes pre-cut to the perfect rolling size and features a self-adhesive strip for easy closure.

With each leaf packed in an individually sealed pouch for maximum freshness, they make for an excellent, slow-burning session. Order today and spark up the Al Capone way.

Is getting stoned and remembering something from your past simply time travel?

Want your thoughts to flow like a river of creativity? These delicious gummies are not only delicious with their fresh taste, but they also put your mind in that relaxed state where you can let your wildest ideas fly.

Each Wyld gummy is infused with 10 mg of Delta 9 Hemp THC and 10 mg of CBG, along with a blend of hybrid botanical terpenes, to give you a balanced and relaxing experience. CBG and THC work together to enhance the body’s natural recovery and balance body and mind.

These gummies are the perfect choice if you’re looking for that extra boost to get your mind juices flowing. Treat yourself to a delicious pear flavor that will tempt your taste buds and get ready for an explosion of inspiration and relaxation.

Every time you use your lighter, your lighter gets lighter. Until it gets so light, your lighter won’t light.

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• Anxiety relief
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When you buy a bigger bed, you have a bigger bed but less room.

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The past tense of wake and bake is woke and toked.

An e-rig that looks like a water bottle? That’s another mind-blowing high thought to wrap your head around.

Introducing the Yocan Black GO, the most discreet e-rig you’ll ever see. This bad boy looks like a beautiful, sporty water bottle, but it does much more than what meets the eye.

Its real-time temperature control (440°F-660°F) and OLED display keep you in control of your sessions from start to finish. It lets you keep track of everything from battery life to session time, making it incredibly convenient.

Our favorite part? One gram of concentrate gets you 15 sessions and 45 draws. It boasts an innovative Cloud² Chamber and 360° ceramic heating for smooth, flavorful hits.

Just wait 8-20 seconds for it to heat up, and you’re in the clear.

Most of the sky is actually below your feet.

Sometimes, when I hit my vape pen while it’s charging in my laptop’s usb port, it feels like I’m smoking the internet.

What if our eyes are actually cameras and we are spying on people for the government.

Shoes are like prisons for your feet.

Life is a race with an unknown destination.

How do you throw away a garbage can?

Usually, neurons in the brain become temporarily inactive after firing, almost as if they’re taking a quick break. But cannabinoids prevent this from happening in certain areas of the brain, amplifying your imagination and giving your thoughts a runaway-train effect.

This is why smoking marijuana can make you temporarily obsessed with an idea, or lead your mind to go off on long, strange tangents. Sometimes, the stoned mind goes into a cycle of thought that spirals and spirals, but let’s leave it at that.

More often than not you’ll be thinking up random things about stuff you see or use on an everyday basis with a whole different perspective. Or, you may find the answer to some random mystery you’ve been keeping tabs on social media.