20 Awesome Marijuana Quotes

To weed, or not to weed? That is the question. Because weed is the most inspirational thing in the world, the vessel from which people speak words of wisdom and truth!

Nov 22, 2015
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To weed, or not to weed? That is the question. Because weed is the most inspirational thing in the world, the vessel from which people speak words of wisdom and truth! People have said amazing things over the years about marijuana and this article is our treat to you of the most awesome quotes ever said about marijuana.

It´s okay if you find yourself blurting them out at parties as an expression of your love for marijuana. You might come off as a little bit of a weed connoisseur and your knowledge might go unappreciated, but do it anyway! Well, please enjoy the following compilation of the most poetic words about weed, by people who just downright love weed!

1. Bill Lee

“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.”

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger

“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.”

3. Barack Obama

“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”

4. George Washington

“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.”

5. Hunter S. Thompson

“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.”

6. Norman Mailer

“One’s condition on marijuana is always existential. One can feel the importance of each moment and how it is changing one. One feels one’s being, one becomes aware of the enormous apparatus of nothingness -—the hum of a hi-fi set, the emptiness of a pointless interruption, one becomes aware of the war between each of us, how the nothingness in each of us seeks to attack the being of others, how our being in turn is attacked by the nothingness in others.”

7. Bob Saget

“Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?”

8. Kevin Smith

“I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good!”

9. Joe Rogan

“Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you’re the fucking criminal.”

10. Megan Fox

“I hope they legalize marijuana and when they do I’ll be the first fucking person in line to buy my pack of joints.”

11.William F. Buckley Jr.

“The amount of money and of legal energy being given to prosecute hundreds of thousands of Americans who are caught with a few ounces of marijuana in their jeans simply makes no sense – the kindest way to put it. A sterner way to put it is that it is an outrage, an imposition on basic civil liberties and on the reasonable expenditure of social energy.”

12. Richard Neville

“Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.”

13. Snoop Dogg

“So what if I’m smokin’ weed onstage and doing what I gotta do? It’s not me shooting nobody, stabbing nobody, killing nobody. It’s a peaceful gesture and they have to respect that and appreciate that.”

14. Willie Nelson

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

15. Bill Hicks

“Why is marijuana against the law—It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit…unnatural?”

16. Timothy Leary

“I think that marijuana makes you stupid but sensual. I’ve watched many of my friends and loved ones become more erotic and dumber–just going around with a glazed expression on their faces from their last orgasms to the next–and found them really quite boring.”

17. Steve Martin

“I used to smoke marijuana. But I’ll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening —or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-mid-afternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning…But never at dusk.”

18. Jack Herer

“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.”

19. Kid Cudi

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.

20. Katt Williams

“If you ain’t got a good job and you ain’t smokin’ weed, then I don’t know what the fuck you are doin’ wit your life.”

Nov 22, 2015