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Have You Ever Asked Yourself These Ridiculous Questions While Stoned?

Only stoners would share paradoxical and hilarious thoughts like these.

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No cheating! Take a toke and come back; we’ll wait.

If you smoke weed on a boat, does that make it seaweed?

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty

If you get scared half to death twice, do you die?

Is the “s” or the “c” silent in “scent”?

If life is unfair to everyone, does that mean life is actually fair?

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If someone dies in a living room, is it still a living room?

Is getting high and remembering something from your past simply time travel?

Who was the first person that saw cannabis and decided to smoke it?

If you buy a bigger bed, you’re left with more bed room but less bedroom.

Technically, the brain named itself.

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If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

Nothing is ever really on fire, but rather fire is on things.

Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?

If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

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If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?

Nothing is ever really on fire, but rather fire is on things.

Who closes the bus door after the bus driver gets off?

If you’re waiting for the waiter, aren’t you the waiter?

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?

October 11, 2021
Written by BuzzMusic
October 11, 2021
Written by BuzzMusic
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