Cute Bongs You’ll Love: Cats, Fishes, Horses & More

Looking for gear you’ll actually fall in love with? I’m right there with you.

We’re starting to move past the days of old gas station bongs with basic clear glass or dated psychedelic swirls. We need something a bit more personal.

Lucky for us, it’s 2025, and we’ve found an extensive collection of aesthetic bongs that combine functionality with irresistible charm. Some of them could even double as cute decor, and non-weed users wouldn’t tell the difference.

From cat bongs to fishbowl water pipes and everything in between, the cannabis industry has fully embraced whimsy without sacrificing quality.

We’ve rounded up some of the absolute cutest glass bongs to elevate your smoking experience while adding a touch of personality to your collection. If you’re after cute girly bongs that deliver in both style and function, sort through the range of pieces below.

Before we dive into the bongs, we need to ask: Are you the victim of a broken bong at the paws of your pet? This could be your one shot at justice.

Cat owners know the peril of leaving fragile glass pieces within a paw’s reach. Even virtually unbreakable bongs have fallen short. The women-owned and operated brand Burning Love understands this all too well, which is why they created their hilariously clever Kitty Clink campaign.

It’s simple: smokers can send in photos of their feline friends who’ve been caught breaking their bongs. These criminals are then “imprisoned” on the Kitty Clink page with mugshots and shame signs.

“Here at BL we are all about seeking liberation for prisoners of the cannabis industry. However, we are highly motivated to seek justice (jail) for those pets who break bongs,” their site explains. “Are you a victim of kitty cat carelessness? Send us an email with a photo and name of your little culprit so we can shame them on this public forum.“

It’s a fun way to connect with customers while shedding light on the all-too-common tragedy of your perfect bong gone to waste. And perhaps it’s what inspired the company’s most popular designs…

Looking for cute bongs with personality? The Miss Kitty Cat Bong is absolute purr-fection. This adorable cat bong combines the charming design of thrift store cat sculptures with the functionality and performance of a high-quality bong crafted from durable, long-lasting borosilicate glass.

The smoke chamber on this beauty is surprisingly large, allowing for big hits and a smooth smoking experience. My favorite part? Its little tail doubles as the downstem. See what we mean about decor?

It’s not as visually aggressive as larger bongs, either. This has to be one of the best bongs on the market for cutesy sessions. Instant cart add. Its unit price is $68 USD.

Half the fun of owning animal bongs is giving them the name of your choice. Here are some options for your cute little cat bong:

• Purrl
• Meowie Wowie
• Whisker Burner
• Catatonic
• Paws and Reflect
• The Claw

Prefer to take your sessions under the sea? The Fishbowl Bong was made for refreshing hits and enjoyable sessions. Equally impressive in aesthetics and durability, this cute bong makes a splash with its playful and calming blue design with a goldfish inside.

Remember when you used to win a goldfish at the carnival? This is the equivalent, except this fish won’t go belly-up. Keep it on the shelf as decor or use it for sessions—it serves every purpose you want it to. It’s one of those cool bongs that perfectly balances form and function. Regular price is $74 USD.

Your new fish bong deserves a name you’ll never forget:

• Bubbles
• Gill-ty Pleasure
• Smokey the Koi
• Fin-haler
• The Kraken
• Deep Blue

Horse girls, unite. The Horse Girl Charm Bong galloped straight into my heart with its sweet illustration of two horses frolicking in a field of flowers, drawn by Claire Shadomy. This piece even comes complete with an adorable horseshoe charm dangling from its neck.

Aside from its cute design, this bong is perfectly compact, easy to store, and ready for on-the-go sessions. The size doesn’t compromise its performance—just fill it with water, pack a bowl, and you’re ready for a smooth ride. She’s priced at $78 USD.

Give your new smoking companion a fitting name:

• Neigh-blazer
• Seabiscuit
• Pony Express
• High Horse
• Gallop Poll

I get it—these aren’t bongs. But we couldn’t resist including these adorable dachshund smoking accessories that complete any cutesy collection.

The Dachshund Ashtray proves that even the most utilitarian smoking accessories can be a piece of art. This ceramic dog ashtray is paw-sitively charming. Whether you’re using it for ashes or simply as a trinket dish, it’s inspired by vintage dog-shaped olive dishes to add a whimsy to your smoking setup for $28 USD.

For those who need to keep things discreet, the Dachshund Smell Proof Bag is another loyal companion. It’s meant to carry all your essentials with an extra dose of cuteness. Complete with googly eyes, a bone-shaped zipper pull, and a gold heart charm on the collar, this bag combines the convenience of smell-oproof storage with an undeniable “aww” factor that ensures your stash stays your secret. Priced at $34 USD.

Don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing wrong with using basic gear if all you care about is getting the job done. But where’s the fun in that?

Beyond their obvious aesthetic appeal, these funny bongs, animal-themed pieces, and cute bongs have amazing benefits that’ll take your weed life from good to great. And yes, you’ll definitely get your money’s worth. Here’s why:

1. Conversation starters: Nothing breaks the ice like pulling out a cat bong or fish bong at a session.
2. Personal expression: Your choice of smoking accessories says something about your personality—why not make it say something fun?
3. Dual purpose: These pieces work as both functional bongs and display-worthy art when not being used and sitting idly by.
4. Easy to use: All of the bongs and accessories above are super easy to use, making them great for both beginners and seasoned users.
5. Gift potential: Cute girly bongs make great presents for the femme weed user in your life.
6. Durability: Many of these designs are crafted from high-quality materials that ensure longevity without looking like clunky old pieces from the smoke shop.

Just be sure to keep these pieces clean! There’s nothing worse than a cute bong growing mold. For maximum freshness, flavor, and purity in your sessions, treat these pieces with the respect they deserve.

We double-checked reviews to ensure these cute bongs are legit. Whatever your taste is, no matter the price you’re willing to pay for new glass, Burning Love might just have your new favorite piece. From glass options to silicone picks for on-the-go travel, shop now and see what’s in stock for fast delivery.

Be sure to come back for more news and announcements about sales at Burning Love. In the meantime, join in on happy sessions with the cutest bongs you’ll ever see.