Guys, Fall is officially here. And you know what that means? Pumpkin spice everything, of course! That’s right; it’s time to brace yourselves as the world’s favorite flavor is back and ready to attack. In case you forgot, the craziness all started with the pumpkin spice latte. Now, there are pumpkin spice candles, pumpkin spice Jell-O, and even a pet odor exterminator that smells like, you guessed it, pumpkin spice. But the obsession doesn’t stop there. In honor of everyone’s spice, here are 10 hilarious pumpkin spice products because it’s that time again.
1. Pumpkin Spice 4 Kings Cigarillos
Of course, there are pumpkin spice blunt wraps. Did you honestly think the weed community would be left out? Plus, they have a million other flavors of cigarillos out there, so it was only a matter of time before they added pumpkin spice to the mix.
2. Pumpkin Spice Durex Condoms
Okay, fine. These aren’t real. But don’t you wish you could wrap your junk in a pumpkin spice condom? Or, at least make it smell like it? Who knows, maybe due to popular demand, they’ll eventually hit the shelves?
3. Pumpkin Spice Pringles
As for these chips, which sound too nasty, they did once exist. For some reason or another, they don’t anymore, though. Imagine that. Perhaps pumpkin spice Pringles were just a little too extra, even to all the pumpkin spice-loving freaks out there.
4. Land O’ Lakes Pumpkin Pie Spice Butter Spread
Like what you see? If so, then you’ll be pleased to know that this butter is legit. So yeah, if ever you want to throw some on a piece of toast or whatevs, you now have the option. But it is limited, so you better act fast. There are a million other pumpkin spice fiends out there who are probably stocking up as we speak.
5. Pumpkin Spice Tampax Tampons
Because leak week comes once a month, why wouldn’t you want to plug it up using a pumpkin spice tampon? Before you get too excited, just know they aren’t real. Sorry, ladies.
6. Kahlua Pumpkin Spice Liqueur
As if flavored alcohol wasn’t hard enough to swallow, Kahlua has launched a special pumpkin spice-flavored liquor. Shots, anyone?
7. Cavi Doobie- Pumpkin Spice
In case you enjoy pre-rolls, there’s even a pumpkin spice Cavi Doobie. Again, pot smokers need a little pumpkin spice in their lives, too. Plus, this baby provides relief, and that’s more than other pumpkin spice products can say.
8. Pumpkin Spice Marshmallows
Lucky for you, these pumpkin spice marshmallows are up for grabs at multiple stores, Target being one of them. Can’t make any promises that they’ll work for S’mores, but you do what you want.
9. Pumpkin Spice Mints
Why make your breath smell minty fresh when you can instead give people a whiff of pumpkin spice? Gross.
10. Pumpkin Spice Halloween Costume
If you need a good costume idea for Halloween, well then, here you go. For just 15 bucks, you can become pumpkin spice for a day.