You probably didn’t think this was a real thing, but it is. Your favourite plant to smoke has decided to become Merry Jane in the bedroom in the form of cannabis lubricant. Companies have just started releasing it as a commercial product that can allegedly cause 15 minute orgasms for women. 

Cannabis makes your brain high, so there is no reason why it can’t make your pink bits high. Now, this doesn’t actually mean that your genitals are stoned, but cannabis lubricant is said to make sex longer and more intense and with extra pleasurable sensations.

How to use cannabis lubricant

lubicant stuff How To Make Your Own Cannabis Lubricant
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Cannabis lubricant is designed to be used about 45 minutes before sex as more of a pre-lube than a lube. It doesn’t take long for the topical effects to be felt on where it is put. This could give an opportunity for you and your partner to enjoy some foreplay before getting stuck into it.

Unfortunately for the boys, cannabis lubricant doesn’t have the same effects as it has on women. This is because the membrane of lady bits is much more accommodating, allowing the cannabis to reach the blood. It causes a relaxation and increased sensitivity in the area that it is used on. However, ladies, you can use it on your partners as a massage oil for your partner to enjoy.

The best thing about making your own homemade products is that you can be sure of everything you are putting into it, and this recipe is entirely organic. This is especially important if you are going to be rubbing it on your sensitive parts! Enjoy making your own cannabis lubricant!

Cannabis lubricant recipe

lubicant pump bottle How To Make Your Own Cannabis Lubricant

The things you are going to need to make your own cannabis lubricant are:

  • A crockpot (or magical butter machine)
  • 1 Cup MCT Oil or Liquid Coconut Oil
  • 1 Cup Decarboxylated Trim or Buds (you should be able to fit anywhere between 15 and 18 grams of weed in 1 cup) or alternatively 1 gram of hash
  • 1 Tablespoon Liquid Sunflower Lecithin

If you are using a slow cooker or crock pot, all you need to do is combine all the ingredients into the pot. Stir it regularly for 3-4 hours. Then just drain out your leaves or buds, and what is left is your cannabis lubricant. It’s that simple!

If you are using the Magical Butter Machine, choose the oil setting.

Important note to remember when using cannabis lubricant:

  • This lubricant is an oil based one, as it is being made using coconut oil.
  • No oil based lubricant is compatible with latex condoms and will almost always cause the latex to degrade and the condom to break.

You should also remember that just like with any other cannabis products, start slow and work your way up. After all, you are going to be feeling new sensations and it will be a new experience. So take it easy, and work your way up with the amount that you use.

Have you tried cannabis lubricant? Let us know what you think of it!