The 17 most legendary tweets about weed

Politicians, celebs, and more take to Twitter to put in their two cents about weed.


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Some of the most significant words ever spoken—or rather typed—about weed can be found in Tweets. And not all of them come from Snoop Dogg, although he does share the dankest memes. In fact, it’s usually the most random of users that have the best Tweets about marijuana. Doctors, lawyers, and even congressmen put in their two cents as well. Here are the 17 most legendary Tweets about weed.

1. The math wiz

We’ve all had it wrong this entire time.

2. “Alright, alright, alright.”

But only if you say it using your best Matthew McConaughey impression.

3. A joint a day keeps cancer at bay

If you don’t know, now you know. Take that, mom!

4. The best pickup line ever

Now that’s a line that’ll score you a date.

5. Keeping it 100

Meanwhile, beer is legal everywhere. Weed, on the other hand, is not.

6. Stay woke

Unfortunately, this is the reality we live in.

7. A big F-U to Jeff Sessions

If we could stop locking innocent people up that would be great, Jeff. Thanks.

8. #Freetheplug

Either that or they’re fresh out of ganja.

9. Kids and their darn Tide Pods

Finally, someone said it.

10. A man and his herb

A man with weed is a man, indeed.

11. “Let me get uh…”

Those chicken chalupas, though.

12. In God we trust

“The earth brought forth vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their own kinds, and trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.” -Genesis 1:12

13. The real reason why you’re not prescribed cannabis

Pot over pills.

14. Legalize it

Jodie and her husband, Mark Emery (aka “The Prince of Pot”), were forced to shut down their dispensaries. Meanwhile, the government of Ontario is planning to open its own pot shops. F***ed. Up.

15. It’s called a bowl, mom. Gosh

Can you say burn?

16. Where art thou stupid?

That makes much more sense.

17. Last, but certainly not least of the tweets, THIS

“Smoke weed every day.”

Treat yourself to a new vape with great deals in the Herb Shop, like the PAX 3.  It’ll have you laughing at these legendary tweets all day long.

January 23, 2018 — Last Updated December 05, 2019
Written by Brittney Sanger

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January 23, 2018 — Last Updated December 05, 2019
Written by Brittney Sanger

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