From the way they store their stash to their mannerism, here are the 12 main differences between noobs and veteran weed smokers.
When it comes to cannabis users, you have your rookies, and you have your experts. Each is different, but all have one thing in common: they love weed. From the way they store their stash to their mannerism, here are the 12 main differences between noobs and veteran weed smokers.
While veterans can smoke endless amounts of weed, noobs only need a couple of hits to get super baked.
One sure way to tell the difference between a noob and a veteran is by judging their rolling skills. If they can roll a perfect pearl, then chances are this isn’t their first rodeo.
Of course, too huge of a hit off the dank will make even an expert cough. Noobs, however, will cough even off the smallest hit of mids.
Veterans know and experiment with the many ways to consume cannabis. Meanwhile, most noobs know you can smoke weed, and that’s about it.
From using spray to lighting candles, noobs will do whatever it takes to cover up the fact that they’ve been smoking weed. Veterans, however, don’t bother trying.
Not only do veterans not care if you are aware that they smoke weed, but they also don’t care if they smell like it. When it comes to the herb, they don’t care what you think.
Noobs be like…
Veterans treat getting high like any other precious hobby that they adore.
Noobs will hide their stash in a plastic bag, on their bedside table, or pretty much anywhere really.
In order to keep weed fresh, veterans know that storing it in an airtight container, such as a mason jar, is a must.
Veterans, on the other hand, know where to score the best ganja for the best deal.
Noobs know pot as pot, so they may not feel the same joy that veterans do when it comes time to try a new strain.