Covering up your high is a piece of cake. But when you’re a little too high, that’s a different story. It’s not hard to tell when someone is super stoned. Smoking too much weed or dabbing into too many edibles can either result in the best high of your life or the worst. From wasting hours on YouTube to engaging in deep conversation, here are 27 things that probably happened when you were too stoned.
1. You eat way too much
2. Junk food ruins your diet
Of course, junk food is life. And when it comes time to decide between a pizza and a salad, pizza wins every time.
3. You plan to be productive
Before the high really started to kick in, you made all sorts of plans.
4. But bed is way too tempting
After realizing how high you were, you decided do lay down just for five minutes. But five minutes ended up turning into five hours. Oops.
5. You binge watch every single stoner movie on Netflix without moving a muscle
Sure, you made an effort to go from the bed to the couch. But other than that, you didn’t move much. You were stuck, and nothing was going to change that.
6. When you do finally decide to get up, it’s only for weed and snacks
You moved your entire life to the couch. This way, you could stay there as long as you wanted.
7. You’re calm, relaxed, and carefree
It didn’t matter how much you had to do, or if you had anything to do at all. Everything going on around you was irrelevant.
8. But you do care about what to eat next
Tacos or cheeseburgers?
9. And the excellence of your bud
After all, that’s what matters most.
It was as if people were speaking jibberish. Then again, you probably weren’t paying much attention anyway.
11. Also, no one knows what you’re talking about
But hey, you tried. And it made sense to you.
12. Each thought takes 30 minutes to process
13. You don’t think anyone can tell you were high
14. Everything is funny
15. So funny, that you can’t stop laughing if you tried
16. Although you think you sound clever, that just isn’t the case
17. Finding something to entertain you is easy as pie
18. No one else is amused, though
19. For no reason at all, you become paranoid
20. And you feel like you can’t breathe
21. Getting high is the only thing you feel like you can do
22. You forget how to do pretty much everything else
23. Especially driving
24. And how to behave while sober
25. You hope for an out-of-this-world experience
26. Instead, you spend hours on YouTube watching cat videos