12 Things High People Say

We've all said this stuff, but even if these comments or phrases sound dumb, they're still hilarious (and sometimes even introspective).

• "We gotta write this down."

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  Too many brilliant 'high-deas' have been forgotten.

• Lost Lighters

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  "Who has my lighter?" "Who bic-ed me?" "Where is the lighter?" "Is that my lighter?"

• "I'm too high, man."

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  You may feel too high, but you've got this.

• "Dis shit right here."

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  In reference to the great weed being smoked.

• "Joints left, pipe right."

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  Paaassss the dutchie to the left hand side!

• "I can't be around people right now."

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  Stoned and paranoia has kicked in.

• Government Questioning

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  "So there's this car that runs on water. It runs on water, man!" – Steven Hyde, That '70s Show

• "Are my eyes red?"

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  The more you worry about it, the worse they get.

• "That's not a microphone."

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  The person holding a joint, should not be telling a story…unless you're on stage.

• "What was I saying?"

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  The smallest interuption can end an entire thought process.

• "I'm starving."

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  7-11 and Taco Bell…two standard go-to's for munchies, besides whipping up some of your own crazy concoctions.

• "What should we do?"

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  The indecisive downside of weed.