12 Things High People Say

We’ve all said this stuff, but even if these comments or phrases sound dumb, they’re still hilarious (and sometimes even introspective).

Aug 25, 2014 - HERB

It’s not just kids that say the darnedest things; stoners do too, and there some common phrases among us all. Here are some we hear regularly.

 Caught: Cops try to destroy evidence of their behavior after dispensary raid. They missed 3 cameras.

12 Things High People Say

By The Stoner's Cookbook

We've all said this stuff, but even if these comments or phrases sound dumb, they're still hilarious (and sometimes even introspective).

  • "We gotta write this down."

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Too many brilliant 'high-deas' have been forgotten.

  • Lost Lighters

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    "Who has my lighter?" "Who bic-ed me?" "Where is the lighter?" "Is that my lighter?"

  • "I'm too high, man."

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    You may feel too high, but you've got this.

  • "Dis shit right here."

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    In reference to the great weed being smoked.

  • "Joints left, pipe right."

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Paaassss the dutchie to the left hand side!

  • "I can't be around people right now."

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    Stoned and paranoia has kicked in.

  • Government Questioning

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    "So there's this car that runs on water. It runs on water, man!" – Steven Hyde, That '70s Show

  • "Are my eyes red?"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    The more you worry about it, the worse they get.

  • "That's not a microphone."

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    The person holding a joint, should not be telling a story…unless you're on stage.

  • "What was I saying?"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    The smallest interuption can end an entire thought process.

  • "I'm starving."

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    7-11 and Taco Bell…two standard go-to's for munchies, besides whipping up some of your own crazy concoctions.

  • "What should we do?"

    By The Stoner's Cookbook

    The indecisive downside of weed.

Share This

Related Articles

Politicians, celebs, and more take to Twitter to put in their two cents about weed.


There’s no better way to ease mom into the wonders of cannabis.

Why you should get your mom a vape pen for Mother’s Day

It’s official, your janky homemade gravity bong is no longer worthy.

The Bukket is About to Put Your Homemade Gravity Bong to Shame


Stay in the loop

Exclusive deals, original content.
Delivered to you.