12 Things High People Say
We’ve all said this stuff, but even if these comments or phrases sound dumb, they’re still hilarious (and sometimes even introspective).
It’s not just kids that say the darnedest things; stoners do too, and there some common phrases among us all. Here are some we hear regularly.
12 Things High People Say
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We've all said this stuff, but even if these comments or phrases sound dumb, they're still hilarious (and sometimes even introspective).
"We gotta write this down."
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Too many brilliant 'high-deas' have been forgotten.
Lost Lighters
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"Who has my lighter?" "Who bic-ed me?" "Where is the lighter?" "Is that my lighter?"
"I'm too high, man."
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You may feel too high, but you've got this.
"Dis shit right here."
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In reference to the great weed being smoked.
"Joints left, pipe right."
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Paaassss the dutchie to the left hand side!
"I can't be around people right now."
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Stoned and paranoia has kicked in.
Government Questioning
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"So there's this car that runs on water. It runs on water, man!" – Steven Hyde, That '70s Show
"Are my eyes red?"
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The more you worry about it, the worse they get.
"That's not a microphone."
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The person holding a joint, should not be telling a story…unless you're on stage.
"What was I saying?"
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The smallest interuption can end an entire thought process.
"I'm starving."
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7-11 and Taco Bell…two standard go-to's for munchies, besides whipping up some of your own crazy concoctions.
"What should we do?"
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The indecisive downside of weed.