Preliminary to catching highs in your adulthood, catching Pokémon was the best way to spend your free time during your childhood. It all started in the 90s, back when you would stay glued to your Game Boy for hours, training and battling all of your favorite pocket monsters. Then, before anyone knew it, there were trading cards, more video games, and hundreds of episodes. Flash forward to 2016, when Pokémon Go had just released, and people everywhere were roaming the streets, and also through traffic, in a haze of nostalgia, searching of the strongest and rarest Pokémon characters to add to their collection. Now you’re probably done roaming the streets with your phone in front of your face, you’re going to want to add these Pokémon bongs and pipes to your Pokedex.
What could be better than smoking Weedle with Pokémon bongs and pipes?
Nowadays, the world is gearing up for the launch of the Pokémon Switch game, whose name remains a heavily debated topic. What better way to ease the anticipation of its release, and feed your Pokémon addiction at the same time, than with Pokémon bongs and pipes? Playing as an adult means you can be not only the best trainer but also the highest trainer. Whether you need a mega rip of herb to fight a ginormous beast like Wailord, or something small and sweet to tackle little creatures like Cutiefly, catch em’ all and smoke em’ all with Pokémon glass.
Pokémon Glass Spoon Pipe
For beginner Pokémon trainers, the Pokémon Glass Spoon Pipe belongs in your arsenal. It’s easy to use, doesn’t cost a ton of Pokémon Dollars, and it’s portable. You can carry it along on your journey to capturing all the Pokémon of Pokémon world to improve your focus. Or, to ease your frustrations on days when your aim is severely off. If you don’t happen to catch that pestering Dragonite, you can at least say you got yourself a sweet buzz.
The art of successfully catching a high with the Pokémon Glass Spoon Pipe requires no distraction tactics. It can seize all your favorite weed strains, and the only thing that will escape from this weapon is the smoke, straight to your lungs. Consider it the Master Ball of Poké Balls, aka a guaranteed method to getting pleasantly buzzed.
Pokémon Fixed Stem UFO & Ball Perc Beaker Bong
If you’re looking for a ferocious monster like Mewtwo, and a mean high to match, then the Pokémon Fixed Stem UFO & Ball Perc Beaker Bong is an arsenal must-have. It comes at a higher cost, but with this device, you get your Pokécoins worth, especially if you enjoy blowing massive clouds of smoke like Torkoal.
The Pokémon Fixed Stem UFO & Ball Perc Beaker Bong ensures the most chill and smoothest rips around. But to make things colder than Bergmite, you can toss in some ice cubes props to its ice pinch. No matter how crisp you like your herbal hits, the Pokémon Fixed Stem UFO & Ball Perc Beaker Bong will accommodate and have you flying sky high as if you were Staraptor.
To be the greatest trainer you can be, and the highest, it’s always best to be prepared with all the necessary tools. Thankfully, the Pokémon Fixed Stem UFO & Ball Perc Beaker Bong comes with plenty of Poké Balls to help you catch a buzz. Aside from a Poké Ball UFO perc, you get a Poké Ball bowl and even a Poké Ball grinder to shred your herbs. For free. Now that’s what you call preparation, Red, and Cynthia would be so proud.