One thing is for certain; smoking weed is a totally different experience when you’re just beginning. Not only can it be a challenge to act normal, but you also tend to be a little more on the paranoid side. For this reason, it’s super easy to spot the newbie amongst excelled weed smokers. From driving home high to being scared for no reason, here are 21 things people who just started smoking weed will understand.
What’s up, bro?
More than likely, you probably already ate everything in sight. But even if you wanted to go to the store for snacks, you couldn’t because you’re way too baked.
If you’re new to getting high, then you probably lose just about everything you put into your hands, including your cell phone. And when you realize it’s gone, the panicking begins.
All you can do is smile. That’s about it.
When weed pulls through the blunt, you can’t help but gag.
You’re already high as gas off the first blunt. Then, your homie suggests rolling another. Before you know it, you’re in outer space.
Trying to act normal is hard enough when you’re high. But when a family member calls, it’s even more challenging.
Ahh, the wind. Nothing is as magical as stepping outside stoned and having a gust of wind hit you right in the face.
Getting pulled over by the cops is stressful enough. However, being high and having to act naturally in front of them is another thing entirely.
After you hit the blunt, you need to cough so badly. Instead, you hold it in to try to look like you can handle that strong hit you just took.
That time you hit the weed a little too much, and you started getting freaked out.
First, you have to decide what you want to eat. Then, you have to look the drive-thru person in the eye. It’s all too much when you’re high.
It’s and adventure and a task all at once.
Just be cool.
You’re not fooling anyone.
It’s even worse when the teacher notices and you have to try and contain yourself.
I mean, who am I?
Sunglasses are your new best friend.
Just go with it.
Thank fuck – you’re about to eat the couch.
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