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You’ll never suffer the heartbreak of broken glass again.
Ham-handed stoners can still use a bong without living in constant fear of destroying a work of art. Silicone bongs can be dropped an infinite number of times, and still be no worse for the wear. The only breakable parts of them are normally just the bowl and the downstem and if you choose glass, those aren’t so expensive to replace.
If you buy a silicone bong, in fact, I’d highly recommend you buy a few extra glass bowls and down stems to fit it. Alternatively, you can use metal and totally bypass the trauma and drama of piece-breakage altogether.
Here are the best silicone bongs out there.
Trailer Park Boys Silibongs let you rep your favorite comedy show while you get high. These silicone bongs are flexible, bendable, and made of BPA free, food-grade silicone.
The straight tube design stands 14 inches tall. It includes a 14 mm clear glass bowl and diffused 4-inch downstem. It has a removable ice catcher and has a sturdy suction cup base.
Comes in four models: The Julian, The Ricky, The Bubbles, and The Triple Threat. $79.99
These silicone bongs just keep getting bigger and bigger! This 14-inch tall silicone bong from Habit Supply is durable, clean, and worry-free! The 14.5 mm female joint allows easy conversion to whatever rig you fancy, but the silicone downstem and the glass herb slide that come with this baby are stunningly good.
For $70 you’re taking a practically-unbreakable, long-sesh-friendly, amazing bong, and there are three colors to choose from. I would probably go for the glow-in-the-dark option.
I need to start from the most impressive part: this 3 in 1 piece is just $68! This neatly crafted piece can perform as a bubbler, a bong, and a water pipe with an ash catcher, all in one! This bad boy’s name is because of that amazing mid-percolation chamber that has a jellyfish perc, great for filtration and
This 14-inch tall silicone bong is packed with features! You can use the body as a bong, or you can attach the ash catcher for added cleanliness. The ash catcher can be used on the go as a bubbler, and all these pieces are very easy to clean.
The UniKorn Silicone Bong radiates good energy and peace! This piece is virtually unbreakable, it even has a mesh-incorporated stainless steel bowl. This six-inch bong is a cute piece that might be a great addition to a collection, but I’d rather go with a full-sized piece.
This piece is very easy to clean and performs like a charm! Piecemaker really thought about everything, the tailpiece can cover the bowl and the downstem is neatly crafted to create more bubbles and smoother hits. $59.
This flashy bong is nearly 9 inches tall, making it very sufficient for a nice session. Its vibrant colors and unique appearance make it a very interesting piece, and at just $44.99, I’m pretty sure you’re going to want one of the five amazing color options available.
This silicone bong is very easy to clean and the removable glass attachments are very practical and convenient. What I might enjoy the most is how durable these silicone pieces are!
In a market increasingly flooded with silicone options, Eyce creates some extraordinarily functional pieces. The Eyce Silicone Beaker Bong has a large hidden stash jar and hidden dab pad/rolling tray.
It also features a magnetic lighter holder, built-in stainless steel poker, and a borosilicate 14mm glass on glass downstem and bowl. It stands 12 inches high and is five inches at the base. $69.99
When fully assembled, this sturdy water pipe is ten inches tall, but there are four different pipes packed into a whole setup. The platinum-cured, medical-grade silicone bong features a modular design that can be broken down into four pieces: a dual-layer percolated pipe, a single-layer percolated pipe, a side-car pipe, and a dab straw.
For $59.95, this amount of options and customization seems like a steal.
The Piranha Silicone Bong might just be one of my favorites on this list. The 14-inch tall silicone water pipe is made from 100% platinum cured, medical-grade silicone that is flexible and durable. The 14 mm female joint lets the user use a variety of different accessories for completely different user experiences.
This $54.99 silicone bong comes with a downstem and bowl for conventional use, but feel free to pick up a 14 mm male banger for wax and 710 happiness. The middle of the stem has a compartment for ice, so you can cool your smoke for a smoother hit.
This 11-inch water pipe is made out of platinum-cured food-grade silicone, which is tough, resistant, and easy to clean. The beaker base has a honeycomb texture that looks good and adds grip and the machine gun stem ends in a wide, antique-shotgun style mouthpiece that is comfortable to smoke from.
There is an assortment of colors, if you want to request one be sure to do so because the standard option is a surprise color and you’ll get whatever is coming to you. This bong goes for $67.99.
The Kahuna from Piecemaker is billed as “the world’s largest silicone bong.” It measures 2 feet tall, so it can hold plenty of smoke for massive hits. It has a built-in lighter holder, removable base for easy cleaning, and an ice catcher.
Its signature Hex-Tea downstream creates more bubbles for cooler, smoother hits. Comes with a removable, replaceable silicone downstem and a removable, replaceable stainless steel bowl. The piece sports a spill-proof cap for travel. Available in five colors. $128.00
This is definitely one of my favorite silicone and glass pieces. I really like the design and appearance, mixing silicone and borosilicate glass to create this 8-inch tall piece. All the parts are easy to disassemble and clean for continuous use or storing.
The Silicone UFO Bong has a 14 mm female joint and includes a bowl, but you can use many other accessories or your own fittings. A good bong rip from this saucer topped bong will take you to space! There are five color options to choose from and this bong goes for $39.99.
The 13-inch Psychedelic Silicone Bong is made to last and amaze you with incredible designs and great engineering! The piece has a silicone downstem, the only glass piece is the herb bowl which is made from durable boro glass.
These beaker silicone bongs are durable and fun! There are four different color options to choose from, but all of them glow in the dark and go for $54.95. Imagine taking these out for a night out camping, road trips, or hiking!
Almost everyone is familiar with lava lamps, and many of us did not have the privilege or pleasure of owning one. An 8-inch tall lava lamp silicone water pipe seems like a great option to go retro and smoke from the 60s to 90s inspired piece.
The body and herb slide are made from borosilicate glass that is durable and strong, and the rest of the bong is made from food-grade silicone, which is colorful and highly unbreakable. Color availability may vary and you might get a random piece, but this piece is amazing and just $69.95.
The Roll-Uh-Bowl is a classic, no-frills silicone bong. It’s ideal for those looking for a quick hit on the go. It was designed by weed enthusiasts in Montana who wanted to find a way to bring their bongs with them on outdoor excursions.
The Roll-Uh-Bowl uses a metal bowl with a plastic stem, so there’s nothing breakable included. These things are so durable, you can just toss ’em in the dishwasher for cleaning. $39.99.
The Kali is the first of the new Chemistry Klass line from Piecemaker. It has a compact, travel-friendly size and features the Komfy Fit mouthpiece. Its Hex Tek downstem produces more bubbles and smoother hits.
The bong features a removable and replaceable stainless steel bowl. It also has the Piecemaker Kap so you can easily take your bowl with you on the go. This bong is 8.5 inches high and is available in five colors. $36.00.