Bloomz Hemp Review: THCA Flower And Pre-Rolls

I’m over the days of buying black-market weed.

The strain options are limited, and my carefree attitude toward getting it from just anyone is starting to fade. But living in a state where THC is banned doesn’t make finding quality weed easy. I applied for a medical card, but after being denied once already, I was feeling stuck.

One day, in a moment of desperation, I googled “best online cannabis dispensaries” and was honestly shocked by how many sites openly sell weed to just about every state. I went from zero options to a whole menu of choices—it was the best problem to have.

After some digging, including the classic Reddit deep dive, I set my sights on a California-based brand called Bloomz. Seeing thousands of 5-star Bloomz reviews definitely gave me a “follow the herd” mentality, so, I made a Bloomz purchase.

Here’s my take on the three THCA flowers I tried from Bloomz.

This is the absolute cream of the crop from Bloomz. Their THCA Flower – Platinum Line is the brand’s newest tier of flower that’s impressively way more affordable than you think.

These AAA exotic strains are priced in line with Bloomz’s AA offerings, bringing you exceptional quality at a great price. But that’s not the only reason I fell head over heels for these strains.

Plain and simple, they’re the highest end you can find anywhere. They range from a whopping 35-40% THCA while delivering smooth, flavorful sessions. Get yours in 3.5g and 7g options, and expect the best-tasting high-percentage THCA flower on the market.

Bloomz had over 20 strains to choose from, so I went for a classic: Runtz. This strain never fails to pull me out of a mood slump, and it’s one of my go-to hybrids (right up there with White Rainbow, but Bloomz didn’t have that one).

Opening the jar, I was hit with that familiar sweet smell—almost like candy. There was also a subtle piney, earthy note underneath, which came out even more when I started grinding the buds. Just from the aroma, I knew this was authentic Runtz.

The burn was smooth, with that classic salt-and-pepper ash.

After my first bong rip, I felt the high settle right behind my eyes, and it was like my whole body just exhaled. I usually find Runtz cultivars give me a bit of a boost, but this one was a bit different. I felt alert but not too heady, and the high was mellow. I welcomed a glorious Netflix binge and two hours later, the high was tapering off.

I bought my jar during one of their sales at $39.99 for 3.5g (they also sold 7g for $63.99), and my batch came in at 30% THCA.

I’d buy this again…if I hadn’t already tried the moonrocks.

The first time I tried moonrocks was a few years back at a friend’s place. I remember looking at those kief-covered buds, thinking they looked…well, kind of moldy.

Back then, I was more of an uncultured smoker and had no idea moonrocks were the stuff of legends. Now, I’m a little more seasoned and know better.

I was pleasantly surprised to see Bloomz sold moonrocks on their site. They had a Gold Line and a regular Premium Line. I went for the Gold because they looked intensely kiefy and I was all about having a good time.

I ordered 3.5g of Gelato 45, a hybrid that leans indica and is another favorite of mine. Cracking open the jar, I got hit with this citrusy, berry-like aroma that reminded me of ice cream or sherbet.

I’ve got a pretty high tolerance, but these moonrocks took me to another level. The high crept over me like a wave—I felt my mind floating and my body completely relaxed. It was a creative high, too, much more so than the Runtz I tried earlier. This one kept me in the clouds for a good four hours, with a mellow haze toward the end.

The burn was darker than the Runtz, likely from the heavy kief coating (and when I say heavy, I mean it—these buds were practically hidden under all that kief).

I got my 3.5g jar for $63.99, but there was also a 7g option available for $103.99.

After trying Bloomz’s moonrocks, regular flower just didn’t hit the same. But at over $60 a jar, I had to be realistic and can’t be treating myself every day.

So, I grabbed their Exotic THCA Pre-Rolls, which also came in the Gold Line. I went with Super Silver Haze, a long-time wake-and-bake favorite of mine.

Price-wise, the pre-rolls were a bit more than the flower, costing $37.99 for 3 grams (a 3-pack of 1g joints) compared to 3.5g of flower for the same price. But since I’m terrible at rolling, paying a little extra for pre-rolled joints was worth it.

The burn on these was perfect—smooth, with white ash all the way. The flavor was a bit milder than the moonrocks, but that’s usually the case with pre-rolls. The high, though, was far from muted. Super Silver Haze hit me with that classic heady buzz and a serious burst of energy. I felt a nice haze but surprisingly focused, and the high lasted a solid 2.5 hours after one joint. The munchies? Absolutely real.

After heavily vibing with their weed, I decided to reach out to Bloomz just to let them know (and, hey, maybe score a free sample). They sent me a discount code instead. Beggars can’t be choosers, right?

So here it is: Use code HERB25 for 25% off your Bloomz purchase. And if you’ve got a high tolerance (and bank account), trust me, the moonrocks are worth a try.