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The 4 Best Detox Drinks For Passing A Drug Test And Keeping Your Job

These detox drinks will help you flush cannabis completely out of your system.

Oct 24, 2017 - HERB

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What do athletes, investors, and Walmart employees have in common? In order to be one, you may have to pass a drug test. And the list doesnt end there. Even as cannabis makes strides towards legalization in countries like Canada and the U.S., uptight executives everywhere ensure that drug testing remains a fixed part of the employment process.

But most people are just as likely to quit using cannabis as they are to give up coffee, or wine and beer. So until the draconian laws and employer expectations around cannabis dissipate, your best bet is learning how to successfully pass a drug test. Luckily, with the right detox drink, it wont be too difficult.

Detox Drink #1: Clear Choice Detox Drinks.

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Weve put Clear Choice’s Rescue Cleanse as the number one detox drink for a few reasons: not only is Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse the most effective detox drink currently available, but it isnt as disgusting as the other options (like drinking vinegar). Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse comes in several sizes. If you are over 200 pounds you’ll need to take the 32oz version. But if you’re under 200 pounds make sure that you take the 17oz bottle. Too much is just as bad as too little.

For Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse to be effective, you must stop using cannabis at least 48 hours before drinking it. Also, make sure that your stomach is empty before consumptionthis means you should refrain from eating for four hours before drinking Rescue Cleanse. Shake, then drink the Rescue Cleanse mixture over the course of 15 minutes. Once youve finished the bottle, refill it with water, and drink that over 15 minutes.

And your final step? Pee. A lot. The goal of Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse is to flush THC out of your body through your urine and stool. Timing is also crucial, so just make sure you use the Rescue Cleanse about two hours before your drug test. If you wait more than four or five hours after using Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse, your chances of passing your drug test will diminish.

Other than timing, Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse is a pre-mixed detox drink designed specifically to help you pass your drug test. So sit back, relax, and let Clear Choice Rescue Cleanse run its magic.

Detox Drink #2: Lemon Juice.

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Lemon juice is often used as a detox drink because of its acidic properties. Lemon juice flushes out your system similarly to how rubbing alcohol removes grease or grime stains. Luckily, you dont need to ingest a whole bottle of lemon juice before your drug test or spend hours squeezing lemons into a glass. Just mix one tablespoon of lemon juice into a 16oz glass of water, and spend the next few hours slowly sipping.

The lemon juice method is kind of like your shampoo: lather, rinse, repeat. The goal is to drink as much lemon juice as possible while maintaining the ratio of one tablespoon of lemon juice to one 16oz glass of water. You should drink this mixture at least 7 or 8 times before your drug test, so I recommend pre-preparing bottles of lemon juice so you constantly have a bottle handy.

Detox Drink #3: Nuclear Meltdown.

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This is one of the more disgusting options. But hopefully, like Buckleys, it will work. The idea here is to mix together as many ingredients known for detoxification as possible and choke it down like the bitter medicine it is.

For this detox drink, youll need to mix together 16oz of warm water, 2tbs of apple cider vinegar, 2tbs of lemon juice, 1tsp of ground ginger, 1/4tsp of cinnamon, and a pinch of cayenne pepper. Adding 1 tsp of honey is recommended to sweeten the flavor, and make the experience slightly more enjoyable. (Though realistically, youre not making cocktails hereyoure trying to flush THC out of your system.)

Mix everything together in a large glass, hold your nose, and try to get the experience over with as quick as possible. Oh yeah, and youll need to consume this detox drink at least three times on the day of your drug test.

Detox Drink #4: Lots of Water.

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Sometimes, its best to keep things simple. If you cant stomach acidic ingredients like lemon juice or apple cider vinegar, sometimes the best detox drink is just plain old water. The trick here is volume and timing.

This trick works especially good if you have to take a drug test on extremely short notice. The technique is simple: 30 minutes before your drug test, drink as much water as possible. Then hold in all that pee until its time to take your drug test. With any luck, a waterfall of H2O will shoot through your small intestines and out of your urinary tract and into the pee cup.

The idea here is that your pee is pure water, and therefore, will test negative for THC. The real challenge will be trying not to wet your pants in the process.

Detox Drink #5: Beat a drug test fast with Rescue Detox ICE.

To convince your PO officer, an employer, or whoever it may be that you’re not smoking weed, you don’t just have to hold the sample cup with confidence, but you also have to be able to hand over clean, THC-free pee. But that’s easier said than done when you just lit a blunt five minutes ago, and the test is tomorrow.

For a first-time smoker, it takes at least a week to get weed out of your system. And for everyday consumers, it can take as long as 77 days, depending on factors like weight and toxin levels. The sooner you have to take the drug test, the fewer options you have to beat it. But before resorting to subbing with fake urine or your buddy’s urine, both of which could get you into serious trouble if you’re caught, you might want to consider a natural, hassle-free method, like Rescue Detox ICE, which will have you THC-free in an hour or so.

Rescue Detox ICE will get you clean for a drug test in under two hours.

Detox drinks like Rescue Detox ICE are designed to rid your body of unwanted toxins fast. For cannabis enthusiasts facing surprise drug tests, detox drinks are as quick and easy to use as gulping down a Cola to cure a case of cottonmouth. However, there are also way too many detox drinks to choose from, which also tend to be pretty expensive. Plus, you need to pay close attention to the ingredients as it’s the ingredients that could either make or break your ability to pass a drug test.

The higher the toxin level, the more vitamins and herbal purifiers you’ll need to flush your system in time for a urinalysis. Luckily, Rescue Detox ICE drinks cover all the bases to help you beat a drug test, and in less than two hours at that. In addition to being inexpensive, Rescue Detox ICE drinks contain no artificial dyes, flavors, or sweeteners. Just pure, wholesome ingredients, along with all the essential vitamins you need to ensure your drug test comes back negative, including a whopping dose of B12 for bursting amounts of energy.

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Rescue Detox ICE drinks come in both 17 oz bottles and 32 oz bottles. For part-time tokers or cannabis consumers that weigh less than 200 lbs, 17 ounces will be more than enough to ensure you get clean the same day as your drug test. Full-timers, or tokers weighing over 200 pounds, however, are going to need something stronger, so they’ll want to go for the 32 oz bottle. Regardless of the size, there are three cleansing flavors available, including Cranberry, Blueberry, and Green Tea.

Tips to increase your odds of beating a drug test with Rescue Detox ICE.

Using Rescue Detox ICE is simple enough. You chug the drink as fast as you can, refill with water, chug again, and repeat once more. To double the chances of passing a urinalysis, you should attempt to refrain from Mary Jane for as long as you can before starting the detox. The recommended time for staying THC-free is 48 hours. But even if you do decide to spark a J before getting your detox on, chances are if you follow the directions correctly, you’ll still score a clean urine sample.

Aside from following the directions on the bottle itself, and steering clear of THC, you’ll also want to avoid eating roughly 3 hours before using Rescue Detox ICE, and a few hours after as well. That way, the detox drink can work to its full potential. But if you are starving and need to eat ASAP, try to stay away from greasy, fatty foods at least. And don’t go all out, either. Have enough bites of food to shut your stomach up, and that’s it.

As far as water goes, you’re welcome to it, but only in limited quantities on the day of your detox/test. The days prior, on the other hand, it’s encouraged that you drink as much water as possible. Doing so assists in body purification, so feel free to go ham on the h2O. After three good trips to the bathroom, you’ll be all set for up to five hours.

Generally, it takes anywhere from 60 to 90 minutes to produce that much urine, so keep that in mind when trying to figure out the perfect time to detox before your drug test. Also, remember that Rescue Detox ICE drinks are only a temporary solution. For a permanent fix, try a 5 or 10-day detox kit.

The Best Detox Pills

Just like stretching before a workout, you’ll have more success passing a drug test if you warm up your body with pre-cleanse detox pills first. These pills help your body to more effectively eliminate toxins leading up to your drug test. For the best results, order a bottle of Herbal Pre Cleanse Capsules from Clear Choice. This pre-cleanse regimen comes in a bottle of 60 capsules, and for the best results, you should be taking one in the morning and another at night, washed down with plenty of water. This method works best if you consume the capsules for at least 14 days prior to your drug test (in case it’s not already obvious, refrain from consuming cannabis during this time.) By the time you’re ready to consume your pre-drug test detox drink, your body will already be fairly toxin-free and primed for success.

Easy Ways To Detox From Cannabis

If you’re looking for a natural way to flush your body of cannabis, you could try ingesting certain root plants, such as red clover, yellow root, or burdock root. These natural remedies have been said to work as diuretic aids to increase and speed up your bodies production of urine. They may also help to increase the speed of your metabolism, which could allow your body to more quickly flush itself of toxins.

Another method is to try and sweat out bodily toxins—and quite frankly, this may be the most enjoyable option. Mainly, because it involves spending a lot of time in the sauna. While making sure to remain hydrated, spend some time sitting in a sauna or steam room, and allow your body to sweat profusely.

Regular exercise will also help you to detox more quickly. Try incorporating long runs into your daily routine. This will not only result in perspiration but keep your metabolism operating at peak form. And since cannabis is absorbed into your fat cells, burning off this fat may help to eliminate traces of cannabis from your system faster.


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