From guzzling human feces to popping pills that make you orgasm when you yawn, these ways of getting high will make you clench your bowl a little tighter.
Many people favor the simplicity of sparking up some fine cannabis to get the high they desire. However, not everyone prefers the natural route to getting high. In fact, there are individuals out there that will try just about anything so long as they “feel good” after. From guzzling down human feces to popping pills that make you orgasm when you yawn, these ways of getting high will make you clench your bowl a little tighter. Here are the eleven weirdest ways people are getting high.
Flakka, aka alpha-Pyrrolidinopentiophenone, is a synthetic stimulant that is apparently all the rage in Florida. But we aren’t sure why considering it makes you run the streets naked.
In fact, when people take this drug, it makes them lose all control. Aside from not having control over your thoughts or actions, you’ll end up doing weird shit like having sex with a tree.
All in all, synthetic drugs of any kind can be dangerous. However, Flakka’s observers say that it’s no more dangerous than drugs like methamphetamine. Nevertheless, just say no.
Also known as Meow Meow, this stimulant causes excitement, heightened awareness, alertness, lowered inhibitions, and will make you a chatter box.
When combined with alcohol, it can cause circulatory problems. With this in mind, it’s better to skip out on this one. Plus, who the hell says, “Let’s go do some Meow Meow man”?
What do you get when you mix Tylenol PM and heroin? Cheese, aka cheese heroin. And it’s only $2. Although this drug is said to make you quite the musician, it will also turn you into a corpse.
In general, heroin is a big no-no. So as you can imagine, sprinkling some Tylenol won’t help any. Being that heroin takes the lives of many every day, Cheese is a combo that’s best to leave alone.
Everyone knows what nutmeg is. Although it’s not a drug, people say that when you take it in large doses, you can achieve a buzz and start to hallucinate.
However, if you go too overboard, it will indeed send you overboard and straight into your deathbed.
Since the 19th century, the people of India have been using nutmeg recreationally. In fact, Malcolm X wrote about it in his bio, calling it a “semi-drug.”
Nevertheless, it’s potential effects that include dry mouth, dizziness, and palpations should make you skip out on adding this spice into your high life.
Catnip is marijuana for your cat, in a nutshell. Of course, someone had to attempt this one. Although it won’t make you super-high, they say it give you a mild sense of euphoria when mixed with Tobacco.
Smoking a little catnip won’t hurt you, but it also won’t do a whole lot either. Thus, save yourself the embarrassment of being able to say you even tried it.
Vodka Eyeballing and Vodka Tampons basically messes up your body painfully on alcohol. However, being that the dose of alcohol is lower when using the two, it won’t make you drunk.
So what is the point, exactly? Well, I guess people just love having their brain messed up.
In general, pouring vodka into your eyeball or putting it up your lady parts is just a bad idea. So why make things more challenging and painful? Stick to the old-fashioned way of getting drunk.
Or better yet, skip the potential hangover by using cannabis.
No, no, no, no, and no! If you think huffing human feces and urine can create some magical high, I have no words for you.
In fact, doing so will only knock you out, not get you high. You see, there’s this plant called cannabis, and it doesn’t require nose diving in poo. Enough said.
I’m not talking about grandma’s bath salts with this one. These bath salts are cheap stimulants that contain substituted cathinone.
The high you get from bath salts is about the same as the one you get from cocaine or meth, only it makes you want to go on a killing spree.
And that’s not even the worst that can happen. If you do enough, you’ll be scratching your skin off to escape the bugs. Sounds fun, not.
I-Dosing involves downloading special music from the internet and listening to them. According to science, it doesn’t get you high at all.
On the other hand, one of the potential effects is auditory hallucinations. So what’s the point? Beats me.
Spice, aka K2, is pretty much fake weed. Although it contains so-called natural herbs, such as lion’s tale and honeyweed, this drug is far from natural.
Unlike cannabis, spice will not calm you what-so-ever. Vomiting, increased heart rate, psychosis, and extreme agitation is just a few results of this dangerous drug.
Spice remains popular amongst naive teenagers and uneducated adults, who believe it’s safer than cannabis itself. However, it’s definitely not and has absolutely no medical benefits. Therefore, stick to real weed.
Which of these ways of getting high did you find the most disturbing? Have you or someone you know had a terrible experience with any? Share with us on Facebook, Twitter, or in the comments below. We would love to hear from you.
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